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nature's rocket fuel aka...
the best damn morning drink on the planet
Morning Man is every man's all-in-one super drink containing:
+ 70 whole food vitamins, minerals, pre & probiotics
+ Digestive enzymes for a healthy, sturdy gut
+ 95mg of clean caffeine (no crash later)
+ Nutrition & hydration for optimal performance
With just a single scoop, ice, and water — Morning Man Greens delivers the essential nutrients your body craves to help you perform at your best without the nasty after taste the “other greens powders” are famous for.
Better taste, better performance. 100% guaranteed.
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relentless energy
70+ vitamins & superfoods
for real men
70 Vitamins, Extracts, And Superfoods + 95 Mg Of Caffeine
Tastes Amazing, Works Every Time
With just a single scoop, Morning Man Greens helps men get their young brute energy back in their 40s, 50s, 60s, and beyond.
Many of these men are also trimming up, looking better than ever, overly impressing their ladies, and feeling even more confident virtually overnight.
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Morning Man: the world's most ruthless Morning drink
Like Athletic Greens...
but for men
Athletic Greens is great... but us men need more. More nutrients, more caffeine, more balls.
Smooth & Consistent
daily sh!ts
Probiotics, enzymes, greens, & 95 mg of clean caffeine guarantees a smooth morning delivery like clockwork.
The taste is...
Most greens taste like you're sucking on the bottom of the mower... not us. It's no PBR, but it's best tasting green drink on the market. Guaranteed.
Trusted by Thousands of Men
HAND FORGED
for men by men
Energy, stamina & strength — EVERY man's #1 superfood fuel (like mainlining vegetables from Mother
Nature herself)
morning man: the world's most ruthless performance drink
delivers undisputed energy for champion men
Like Athletic Greens...
Athletic Greens is great... but us men need more. More nutrients, more caffeine, more balls.
Smooth & Consistent
Probiotics, enzymes, greens, & 95 mg of clean caffeine guarantees a smooth morning delivery, like clockwork.
The taste is...
Most greens taste like you're sucking on the bottom of the mower... not us. It's no PBR, but it's best tasting green drink on the market. Guaranteed.
HAND FORGED
Energy, stamina & strength — EVERY man's #1 superfood fuel (like main lining vegetables from mother
nature herself)
Trusted by Thousands of Men
the undisputed morning drink for men
when consumed daily supports:
ELEVATED ENERGY
With how much you’ll be crushing that honey-do list, your wife will be on her knees thanking you daily.
BRILLIANT BRAIN
We know you’re already a flat out genius, now you’re just going to be more genius-er.
GREAT
GUT
GREAT GUT
Enjoy your peaceful kid-free bathroom sessions, without painful pushing or bursting blood vessels.
Vital
Vitamins
Vital Vitamins
Still want to run circles around your kids at 60? This is what your body demands.
ELEVATED ENERGY
With how much you’ll be crushing that honey-do list, your wife will be on her knees thanking you daily.
BRILLIANT BRAIN
We know you’re already a flat out genius, now you’re just going to be more genius-er.
GREAT
GUT
GREAT GUT
Enjoy your peaceful kid-free bathroom sessions, without painful pushing or bursting blood vessels.
Vital
Vitamins
Vital Vitamins
Still want to run circles around your kids at 60? This is what your body demands.
100%
manly
Gluten, Dairy, Soy FREE
wife
friendly
100%
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wife
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Developed under the direction of one of the world’s top formulators, Morning Man Greens is a unique blend of vitamins, extracts, and superfoods scientifically found to help you skyrocket your energy, trim unwanted lbs, and look and feel like a boss at any age.
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"It helps with bears"
-MAN
"man up, sally"
-your grandpa
"Buy it"
(APPROVED)
-youR wife
"It helps with bears"
-man
"man up, sally"
"Buy it"
-youR wife
100% natural ingredients
43 raw superfood ingredients
Spirulina
Spirulina
Gram for gram, the undisputed single most nutritious food on the planet. So if you’re going to mainline Mother Nature, this is Scarface’s uncut, little green friend.
Organic Alfalfa
Organic Alfalfa
Have the sh!ts, or lack there of? THIS will be your gut’s secret weapon against gas, bloating, and other gut complications. Believe me, you’ll thank us later.
Have the sh!ts, or lack there of? THIS will be your gut’s secret weapon against gas, bloating, and other gut complications. Believe me, you’ll thank us later.
Organic Barley
Organic Barley
Barley is a beast when it comes to curbing appetite. Say goodbye to sugary snacks and prepare yourself to stay fuller longer, and lose weight quicker.
Barley is a beast when it comes to curbing appetite. Say goodbye to sugary snacks and prepare yourself to stay fuller longer, and lose weight quicker.
Green Tea Extract
Ready to get a surge of energy without blowing out your adrenals? This natural clean caffeine will give your body the healthy energy it needs, no crash later.
Ready to get a surge of energy without blowing out your adrenals? This natural clean caffeine will give your body the healthy energy it needs, no crash later.
SEE FULL INGREDIENT LIST BELOW
Spirulina
Organic Alfalfa powder
Green Coffee Bean Extract
Green Tea extract
Organic Barley Leaf Powder
Organic Chlorella Powder
Acerola Fruit Juice Powder extract
Apple Powder
Broccoli Flower Powder
Mango Fruit Powder
Pineapple Fruit Concentrate
Bilberry Fruit extract
Beet Root Powder
Carrot Root Powder
Spinach Leaf Powder
Cocoa Bean polyphenol extract
Grape Seed Extract
Licorice root powder
Lycium berry fruit extract
Slippery Elm bark powder
Blueberry Juice Powder
Organic Wheat Grass Juice powder
Monk Fruit Extract
Citrus bioflavonoids extract
Pea Protein Isolate
Artichoke leaf extract
Citric acid
Rhodiola root dry extract
Inulin
Eleuthero root extract
Rosemary leaf extract
Milk thistle seed extract
Ashwagandha root extract
Holy Basil Leaf Extract
Hawthorn berry extract
Reishi mushroom powder
Shiitake mushroom powder
Psyllium husk powder
Bromelain
Burdock root powder
Lactobacillus plantarum
Ginger rhizome powder
Kelp whole plant powder
NATURES
NATURES
Most mainstream energy drinks just blast you full of caffeine, taurine, B12, sugar and a mean case of the jitters only to crash a couple hours later.
Morning Man Greens uses just a small dose of natural caffeine combined with over 75 vitamins, minerals, superfoods, and extracts to deliver all day energy with no crash ever.
Morning Man Greens uses just a small dose of natural caffeine combined with over 75 vitamins, minerals, superfoods, and extracts to deliver all day energy with no crash ever.
43 CONDENSED
superfoods
Like mainlining vegetables from Mother Nature herself...
Your body doesn’t need more caffeine to crush the day, it needs more healthy nutrients, prebiotics, probiotics, and enzymes which Morning Man Greens delivers an abundance of.
Your body doesn’t need more caffeine to crush the day, it needs more healthy nutrients, prebiotics, probiotics, and enzymes which Morning Man Greens delivers an abundance of.
Tastes effin'
amazing!
Yeah, we said it. Green juices, green powders,
and most things green are notorious for tasting
like dirty underwear. Not Morning Man Greens.
You’ll be amazed at just how good and refreshing Morning Man Greens tastes. Guaranteed!
Tastes effin'
amazing!
Yeah, we said it. Green juices, green powders, and most things green are notorious for tasting
like dirty underwear. Not Morning Man Greens.
You’ll be amazed at just how good and refreshing Morning Man Greens tastes. Guaranteed!
man-to-man
365 DAY GUARANTEE
365 DAY GUARANTEE
From one man to another, we want to make sure you love your Morning Man Greens. So we're going to offer you a 365-Day MAN OF OUR WORD Guarantee.
Where in a world where a man's word is bond, we will give you your money back if you want it back. That's our guarantee for 365 days.
don't take it from us...
results speak for themselves
Mark Miller wrote a review about 2 Bags of Morning Man
HULK GREEN
Been taking morning man greens for almost 2 weeks and it is awesome
MJD wrote a review about 1 Bag of Morning Man
Tastes grEat and I feel great
I love the ingredient list of this product and it tastes great as well. Gives me a slight boost in the morning and it's now part of my morning ritual.
Tyler Grouten wrote a review about 1 Bag of Morning Man
Awesome
Product tastes good and gives you that sustained boost for hours with no major crash. Definitely going to order more.
Carlo Galassi wrote a review about 1 Bag of Morning Man Monthly
Amazing product and great customer service!
Kevin Riekofsky wrote a review about 1 Bag of Morning Man
Kick Start
Cole Moorman wrote a review about 1 Bag of Morning Man
Great product
Jonathon Freres wrote a review about 1 Bag of Morning Man
I run trains...
Chad NesSmith wrote a review about Manly Moonshine Maker Mug
The glass jar is cool
I use it every day. Kinda steep in price for a mason jar, but it does have the logo printed and the Morning Man Greens are the bomb, so I ain’t complaining.
Steve D wrote a review about 1 Bag of Morning Man
First order
Bill Dean wrote a review about 1 Bag of Morning Man
Green stuff works awesome
Great energy every time I’ve had it. Can wrestle gators and bears at the same time!
Michael Lenzi wrote a review about 2 Bags of Morning Man
Powerful Greens
Luke Barry wrote a review about 3 Bags of Morning Man
My go go juice
There is literally no need to drink coffee. I’m feeling the morning man manifesto.
I love this stuff
Jacob Lucas wrote a review about 1 Bag of Morning Man
Best damn greens
This is the best stuff on the market tastes great and is a wonderful healthy addition to any morning. I've successfully "canned" energy drinks or as I called them "tubes of false hope". But don't just take my word for it. Buy this sh!t!!!!
Great stuff
Great tasting. Great energy boost without any crash. Actually haven't had coffee in a week! It's my new morning ritual.... and sometimes mid afternoon too!
Otto Tobe wrote a review about 1 Bag of Morning Man
Great product. Great customer service
I have sustained energy all day long. Eating a little less, needing less sleep, less joint pain when I wake up, and the stomach issues I was having for a long time have gone away. Only down side is it took me a few days to get used to the taste. Not a big fan of the flavor but after a few days I don’t mind it at all.
Brian Leija wrote a review about 1 Bag of Morning Man
Aww where do I start.. Morning Man is the yayo if I was Scarface .. My little moonshine jar that peels my eyelids open beyond expansion! It has elevated my game that I no longer use the doors on my truck but simply climb out the window like the dukes of hazard boys. I now come onto the jobsite like a rabid fighting rooster sending anybody in my path running home too there mothers in complete aww and fear of my hulk like masculinity! Thk you morning man for your perfectly blended concoction of pure adrenaline causing product. To you I tip my hard hat and say well done gentlemen… well done
David Eddins wrote a review about 1 Bag of Morning Man
Love this stuff
I used to always drink energy drinks or coffee. The greens are much better, plus healthier. Couldn't be happier
Adrian Brennan wrote a review about 2 Bags of Morning Man
Awesomeness beyond beleif
I was skeptical to say the lease. 3 days later I am a believer to the max. I drink it in the morning right a away and I dam near want to rip my door off the hinges on the way out. I get a shiver when I get the burst of energy. F----n phenomenal
Andrew Esparza wrote a review about 1 Bag of Morning Man
Good Stuff!
CarpenterTJ wrote a review about 2 Bags of Morning Man
I'm a scoop and a half...2 times a Morning Man...
Christopher T Scott wrote a review about 1 Bag of Morning Man
Can not get enough of these greens a permanent part of my morning routine for sure!
yup you guessed it...
we're blowing up on social too
Morning Manin' Up Every Morning and annoying the hell outta the wife and kids with Energy and Vigor!
- Edwin S
- how real men -
start their day
70 Vitamins, Extracts, And Superfoods + 95 Mg Of Caffeine Tastes Amazing, Works Every Time
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frequently asked questions
Plus... Answers To Your Wife's Questions
WIFE: So what are Morning Man Greens anyway?
YOU: If you think this is just another greens powder... Guess again.
Imagine if Burt Reynolds, Ron Swanson, Macho Man Randy Savage, and the cast of Deadliest Catch made a melting pot of greatness to help YOU crush your day like the savage brute you were designed to be. Morning Man Greens is that melting pot of greatness.
Don't believe us?
See what's happening to Morning Men around the globe:
Morning Manin' Up Every Morning and annoying the hell outta the wife and kids with Energy and Vigor!
- Edwin S.
Well, what can I say? For the first time in a year and a half, I got up and went for a run. Did just over two miles. Thanks, Morning Man.
With Even Weirder Love, Jesse P.
P.S. Probably the best tasting greens out there.
morning man: Why YOU need this.
morning man: Why YOU need this.
WIFE: I bet this product tastes like sh!t
YOU: "Well it's no PBR or BUSCH Ice but for a drink that jumpstarts my day and delivers 43 body rocking whole greens and veggies, it tastes pretty damn good."
But don't take it from us, here you go...
Ok gentlemen I gotta say I was surprised that the drink tastes this good, the caffeine is good for me but I would suggest drinking it slow until u know how you are with it because some people like to just slam healthy drinks real fast, and from a couple of days i can tell my energy is up & I am feeling more upbeat!!!
- Brandon H.
WIFE: How much is it? OVER $50!? For a bag of greens?
YOU: "If I'm going to do something, I better effin' do it right. There are cheaper greens powders out there but only Morning Man Greens will help me live my life like the brutish bastard I was built to be."
(Plus, if your wife presses you about the cost, just remind her about all the money you don't spend on your health... and how it's about time you gave more than one sh&% about your cholesterol, constant diarrhea, or whatever "health issue" she keeps telling you about...
...Oh, and if that doesn't work, remind her how much fancy a$$ coffee costs. Cutting out even one of those sugary caramel macchiato nonsense drinks a week would make Morning Man Greens worth more than the investment. Plus those cups of sugary liquid nonsense do nothing for your greatness.)
See what our Morning Men think...
WIFE: Can you get behind this company? Who are they?
YOU: "Are you kidding me?! Look at this, people are buying for the simple fact this Morning Man company is ruthlessly putting trolls in their place..."
Been in y'all's comments a few times lol each time is better and funnier than the last. You guys won yourselves a customer just by being awesome and sarcastic. Love it. Yet to get my stuff but it's on the way. Looking forward to it too...
- Zach A.
YOU: "Yes."
(From one man to another, we want to make sure you love your Morning Man Greens. So we're going to offer you a 365-Day MAN OF OUR WORD Guarantee.
Where in a world where a man's word is bond, we will give you your money back if you want it back. That's our guarantee for 365 days.
If you try it out, hate the taste, don't feel anything, don't like the bag, hate the marketing, or just realize that money is tight and you made a mistake, email us at manly@morningman.org and we got you.
If we don't honor this, then we're breaking our word (which ain't happening). So rest assured that whatever reason you want a refund, we'll take good care of you. Just do us a favor, don't be a douche troll and buy a large quantity knowing that you're going to refund and take advantage of this guarantee. Karma is real and no one likes you.)
mm: Curious about refunds? Or Customer Support?
mm: Curious about refunds? Or Customer Support?
You're probably like, "cool, you have a 365 day return policy... IF you can get ahold of us?!" Well, don't you worry. We don't have lives and we take too much Morning Man, so we are JUICED virtually 24/7.
What were trying to say is... When we F up, we hold ourselves responsible to make you feel whole, no matter what the situation may be. If you need a return, refund, update to your order, or anything customer support related, we are here to take good care of you.
Here's a couple examples of when someone needed some support and their feedback through the process...
Thank you for the update. Amazing customer service and a quick response. I couldn't ask for more! Many many thanks!
I love your product. Since I've received my first delivery it has been a staple in my daily routine and I feel lost without it. So again, thank you and your team for amazing customer service!
- Zach A.
I was reached out to personally and received just about the best customer service I've experienced in a long time.
- Justin W.
mm: Let's talk ingredients. What's in the bag!?!
mm: Let's talk ingredients. What's in the bag!?!
Our proprietary Superfood blend of "caffeine injected greens" contains powerful natural probiotics, herbs, and extracts. It's non-GMO without any fillers, artificial sweeteners, additives, artificial flavors, preservatives, colors, yeast, soy, added sodium, or starch.
...So don't let the fancy marketing fool ya, this product is truly good for you! Prepare yourself the 43 raw superfood ingredients below will rock your world.
Here's the full ingredient list to prove it:
Proprietary Raw Superfood Blend
Spirulina
Organic Alfalfa powder
Organic Barley Leaf Powder
Organic Wheat Grass Juice powder
Green Tea extract
Green Coffee Bean Extract
Organic Chlorella Powder
Inulin
Acerola Fruit Juice Powder extract
Apple Powder
Broccoli Flower Powder
Mango Fruit Powder
Pineapple Fruit Concentrate
Bilberry Fruit extract
Beet Root Powder
Carrot Root Powder
Spinach Leaf Powder
Cocoa Bean polyphenol extract
Grape Seed Extract
Licorice root powder
Lycium berry fruit extract
Ginger rhizome powder
Slippery Elm bark powder
Kelp whole plant powder
Blueberry Juice Powder
Herbs, Extracts, and Mushroom Complex
Pea Protein Isolate
Citrus bioflavonoids extract
Artichoke leaf extract
Citric acid
Rhodiola root dry extract
Eleuthero root extract
Rosemary leaf extract
Milk thistle seed extract
Ashwagandha root extract
Holy Basil Leaf Extract
Hawthorn berry extract
Reishi mushroom powder
Shiitake mushroom powder
Monk Fruit Extract
Digestive Enzyme, Prebiotic & Probiotic Blend
Psyllium husk powder
Bromelain
Burdock root powder
Lactobacillus plantarum
Here's what our Morning Men think...
Well you f***ers might be on to something. I have been using it for just about a week. I am a physical therapist in a busy orthopedic/ sports medicine outpatient clinic and I am a father of two. 45 years old, head coach of a travel baseball team, and was a former college baseball player. I have thyroid and hormone issues, so fatigue has been an issue for a number of years now. I have tried numerous things, and have relied on a myriad of players in the energy drink world, searching for something to keep me focused and to get through the day. And I know they are not good, I do so much reading on research, and know the cortisol release from high doses of caffeine and adrenal fatigue problems, etc. So I decided to give your sh!t a try. And it is good. Taste is excellent for a greens powder. Good focus throughout my day so far. Good amount of caffeine. So let’s see how it continues to go. I’ll keep you updated. Enjoy your weekend.
- Eric L.
mm: Proof is in the pudding. Show me the label...
mm: Proof is in the pudding. Show me the label...
Time to look under the hood. Here's a glimpse at the supplement label and back of the bag. Please keep in mind, as we are very early in our production, the design and some details may change slightly. But this is the most up to date version...
WIFE: 30 Manly Servings. How long will this bag actually last?
YOU: "It's not about size, it's what you do with it."
(With one scoop in the morning, each bag will provide you a full month's worth of elevated manliness. But if you feel like doubling your greatness, we recommend manning up in the morning and early afternoon.
Just a reminder, each scoop contains 95 mg of caffeine so drinking this late in the evening would likely keep you up at night. Each scoop equals out to about one cup of coffee. So use accordingly, sir.)
WIFE: How long will it take to ship? It better not be like 25 days or something stupid, right?
YOU: "It won't put hair on your chest, if that's what you're asking."
(Morning Man Greens is good for everyone who wants to make each day their bitch. Just BEWARE: if you open that door, your wife will steal this from you. Although our proprietary blend contains good-for-you greens, it does contain 95 mg of caffeine so we recommend you DO NOT share this with children or anyone pregnant.)
- how real men -
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70 Superfoods, Vitamins, And Extracts + 95 Mg Of Caffeine Tastes Amazing, Works Every Time
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